man this stelena AU is complete with parents i am officially impressed
Q: A lot of “Stelena” fans were pretty upset about Stefan hooking up with Katherine, because they saw it as the end of “Stelena.” Have any advice for those fans?
Caroline Dries: My advice to them would be to relax. Stop tweeting at me [laughs]. I will say that for five seasons the love triangle has been the heart of this show. Just because Elena’s not with Stefan at this moment doesn’t mean that the triangle isn’t there in some way. So we’re going to keep Stefan’s love interest situation intact, whether it’s Elena or somebody else, it’s not like he’s going to be lonely.” —
all right, seems like Caroline Dries and i are not gonna be friends
not that i was expecting otherwise
gurl listen to me and listen good
u gotta take a good look in the mirror and think about what u said
no no dont just look, stand there for a while, make sure u reflect (get it)
gurl i dont know where to begin with how fucked up this is
do u hate these characters is what i’m saying
do u hate this show
maybe u do
dont blame u sometimes
if u think the way to solve this mess is to keep stefan salvatore permanently miserable
by giving him relationships
taking them away
giving him elena
taking her away
and just fucking repeat until u feel he’s not “lonely” anymore
then u have issues
also “it doesn’t mean that the triangle isn’t there in some way”
in what way caroline
u mean half of damon’s dick and half of stefan’s dick will always be inside elena’s cooch
is that what u meant
cuz lemme tell you
the shades i’m throwing right now could give lucille bluth a run for her money
"I’m no angel, I’m just me
but I will love you endlessly
You need me.”
I realize that at this point, talking about the TVD season finale and the countless things that went wrong with it would be a bit repetitive.
To be sure, the episode had some good parts, too. I would be lying if I said I didn’t enjoy some aspects of it that were handled well, namely, Matt and Rebekah’s adventures, the Klaroline resolution and the Stefan/Silas subplot.
But the bad outweighed the good by a landslide.
For a while, I thought the bitter taste in my mouth was left by Bonnie Bennett’s rushed and underwhelming departure. I thought my vitriol was caused only by the disregard shown to her character.
Then, slowly, I realized why I was still angry.
but you know what the weird thing is?
if silas isn’t trolling again
that means that eons ago
there was a triangle between him, a witch who probably looked like bonnie and i guess another petrova doppelganger (because who are we kidding here, who else would silas’ love be in this context)
lol what if this is the secret triangle we never noticed
i’m laughing even though i hate everything right now)